"VSOP Satire", "GT Satire", "Prime Satire", "Hand-crafted Satire", "Homeopathic Satire", "Full Bore Satire"
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At a recent Cabinet meeting, the Prime Minister led her team in a rousing chorus of 'Rule Britannia'. It went like this:
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never shall be EU slaves!
Whilst we shall flourish great and free,
Our cities shall with commerce shine,
But nations not so blest as we
Will enter into long decline.
Blest Isle, with superb leaders crowned
That haughty tyrants cannot tame.
No foreign foot shall tread our ground
Where burns our freedom's cherished flame!
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves,
Never, never, never EU slaves!
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A Trip to Prague to Make Money for my Country.
Report from the Government's Top Salesman:
Boris sometimes comes to my office after jogging with his staff up the Mall. He's here now, looking a bit sweaty. He does some stretching exercises and then sits down.
“I have an unusual task for you. Not connected with the asset sale. The P.M. wants you to go on a little reconnoitre. Nobody can be spared at the moment. We have an upcoming series of Treasury meetings.”
I wait for him to tell me more. Is this promotion? I doubt it - I don’t think the P.M. has a particularly high opinion of yours truly, even though the asset sale is proceeding quite nicely. Because I’ve scored a few hits, she probably thinks the job is too easy.
“Some people have approached us through our embassy in Prague and have suggested that we might be interested in a quantity of rare earths.” He pulls a small piece of paper from his pocket.
“Yttrium, Neodymion, Prometheum, Gadolinium and Terbium. Do you know what rare earths are?”
I can think of a few witty answers, mostly about places where politicians don’t exist, but keep them to myself. ...
(extracted from.:
'Theresa, Boris and Me, Jason.
The Government's Top Salesman Tells All. As told to John Problem.)
BREXIT - HOUSE OF COMMONS PUNCH-UP!
BREXIT - unusual NEGOTIATIONS
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BORIS - THE HR REPORT
NEW CABINET CHOICES
The Committee for Economic and Industrial Strategy!!!!
EU REGULATIONS DO NOT APPLY HERE
TRIDENT NUCLEAR SUB - THE P.M. VISITS
MPs - HOW TO READ THEM....
THE NHS - SATAN DOESN'T LIKE IT
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FOR OUR LADS - THE 'DENTLEY'
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DICKENS, CONAN DOYLE, CHILD - LOST MANUSCRIPTS re-discovered in old carry-on bag
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A VISION OF ENGLAND IN 2020.
Out of the EU
Scotland independent
NHS fully privatised
State schools run by business
BBC privatised
Constituency Boundaries changed to suit Tories
90% of workers on zero hour contracts
Workers' employment rights slashed
60% of children live below poverty line
Benefits slashed
45,000 food banks
Prison population increased by 300%
Human Rights Act scrapped
Ditto climate change
VAT increased to 32.5%
Tax Evasion Laws relaxed
Tax avoidance legally accepted
London skyscrapers top world league
27th in prosperity league - down from 9th in 2015
'Suppression of Dissension' Law passed
Passports introduced for all residents north of Watford
Kensington and Chelsea given tax-free status
MPs number 750 and Lords 1000
National Debt reaches £7 trillion
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Breaking News!
The Westminster Vigilante Strikes Again!
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AND FOR THE DISCERNING READER:
'THERESA, BORIS AND ME, JASON.
THE GOVERNMENT'S TOP SALESMAN TELLS ALL'
(AS TOLD TO JOHN PROBLEM)
A RIVETING ACCOUNT OF HOW governments SOLD OFF BRITAIN TO PAY THE INTEREST ON THE NATIONAL DEBT.....
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